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DOWNLOADABLE FREEBIES:
thegame (dot) nutcasenightmare (dot) com (slash) downloads
Spaces added to piss off bots.

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Yay, Daily 1st, Weekly Top Five, and Portal History 2009!

Yes, I know about the Stock Market level glitch... Ironically this came about from me trying to SHORTEN the level earlier. >_< It's all because of one decimal place. Fortunately, unlocking one level also unlocks the next one, so you can go back to the level selector and skip.

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Yay, NG finally updated! I plan to make further updates such implementing NG's Sharing API, (like what Time Ckuf has) so yeah. Updates at @ncasenmare. Don't worry, Twittering has passed into the 'not-social-suicide' region.

If you feel like posting level editor codes, PLEASE use pastebin (dot) ca. Posting the codes into the NG reviews messes up the format of the code. I would love to play your levels, if not only just to steal ideas.
Here are examples I made:

http://pastebin.ca/173018 6
http://pastebin.ca/173019 3

(remove spaces in URLs)

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Don't worry, you didn't miss a THING this decade. REPLAYING :the game: has 150 hopping faceless characters, 30 irrelevant levels, 6 original-ish tracks, 5 minutes of wtf cutscenes, a level editor to hack together and spam others with your very own levels, pretentious highscores, pretentious unlockables, and the innovative, what-is-this-i-don't-even Level Playlist feature. And with all this, we will help you relive those moments. Whether you want to or not.

Replay :the game:.

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Left / Right to Move
Up to Jump
Down to Duck, which had completely no purpose in the last game, and now has company with:
Down L/R to Crawl
And of course, Alt-F4 for free candy exploding out of your keyboard.